Hey! Look! It's somebody complaining on the Internet!
Dear People that Love The Environment:
I am tired of seeing your hemp or canvas bags with the "recycle logo" printed on the side sitting at your desks next to your half empty cup of Starbuck's Coffee, your half empty and abandoned plastic bottle of water, and your space heater cranking out the BTUs while you sit in your T-Shirt and complaining about how cold the office is.
That is all.
